Forklift operator here, it’s all true.

Kinda Putiny, ain’t it?

How dafuq am I gonna read that? Looks like a fucking 90’s ad for dick pills on netscape ffs…

Contrast man. Contrast.

I have various different sizes of bolt cutters. I also have an angle grinder.

Stupid haircuts however, are voluntary.

Imagine going through all that, only to be bought out by the french.

Yep I traveled to Great Britain a few times during “the troubles.” Security was not fucking around.

Do they have heroin tho?

Obviously.

That happened in Tucson Arizona homie.

UNObomber? Is that the Mexican knockoff version?

Aint no government app ever going on anything I own. I dont care what government it is either.

The scary thing is, it hasn’t even really started yet.

Quite the sense of humor you’ve cultivated there.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Holy fuck, how many of the things have they made? Jurassic fucking Park over here lol.

Cock on a pole lol.

"Dont shine it up at the moon you dipshit! The moons already glowing! Shine the fucker over here! 🤣

Good times lmao.

Get those peas the fuck out of there!

I’m a dude, with no hips or ass to speak of. Suspenders work with everything.