SusheeMonster

You don’t have to shoulder that burden alone, my friend

I can fuck yourself when you get tired. We’re in this together

They all had engaging soundbites, yes they did!

Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

Imagine being able to trade in your college degree for a newer model

My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman’s name. Then he said “fuck it” and threw a princess in there.

I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.

“I quite enjoy being the meat in this sandwich, yes I do.”

Do Pokemon ever get so obese and lethargic that they don’t even vocalize their full names, anymore?

I bet this fat MFer just says “Pi” all the time

Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth