That’s fantastic, fuck if I ever live near a place where “HOUSE CENTIPEDES” are a thing though

Download and use mouse without borders, then you get the fuck “extra screen you didn’t know was turned on and is in the other room”

I can promise you this man is not a pharmacy worker

Okay so anecdotally for me I have very bad ADHD, if I don’t have some noise I get VERY loud thoughts nonstop like sections of some songs on repeat for hours straight. For people like me pink noise or stories are the only things that calm my brain down

Did they give up with the update that nerfs non play store apps or are they going through with that?

Okay that makes more sense, I think my autism just got me too bogged down in the semantics of it all, thank you

I have never met a woman who smells like fish, if you’re worried about body odor get an antibacterial body wash, you’ll be fine

How is “sex with children” sugarcoating it? That seems to be a literal interpretation of what’s going on?

The other two I can understand as reductive language but this is just calling a spade a spade no? Is “sex with a child” not just as bad as “child abuse” or are there people who see that as a better way of phrasing it?

Okay yes but there’s also a bit of dissonance, if I learned that Vlad the impaler had a time travel party to prove it and I had the capability to do so, I wouldn’t give a shit, would go see him and also take a gun just to keep myself safe. Safe. But it’s somebody from hundreds of years ago, why do I care about any of that?

Sure. This statement seems harsh but I’m playing devil’s advocate here, the further you get away from the situation, the less it really matters

“fingers crossed”

Reddit is where I go if I can’t find a community on lemmy

For context, most of the drivers on the bikes were freaked out, but they were laughing, they obviously knew they weren’t in danger but they were obviously shocked by the size and presence of the bus

Am I the ONLY one who has had a password for time travel that I’ve kept since 7 years old? Haven’t told a soul, not even my fiancee and never will, I must protect the security of my system

I kind of really want this, it’s like $1.99 on the play store but I’m really trying to save money, probably shouldn’t

Imagine a streamer but instead of facecam, they import their VR chat model to the facecam

Fuck, this is too true, we need to stop this

Heat signature, a game with a simple loop where you start in a space station, choose a mission then you have to set out in your transport shuttle, intercept a large ship and sneak on, avoiding detection or risk setting off the alarms and running into combat. It’s easy in the sense that every action can be taken by freezing time, lining up your shot or choosing your next action, but you will die time and time again. Honestly one of my favorite games of all time, I really wish it would get a sequel, it’s so bite sized but has insane replayability, procedural generation and the mechanics are some of the tightest I’ve ever seen.

The lore is deep and interesting, answering questions such as, “what if your entire personality is based on never killing, and youre about to be killed, do you break that oath?” And “you know that teleporting literally kills you, is that death? Is it the body dying that equates to death or is it the pattern surviving across the iterations that is you?”

If you like action games, even if top down doesn’t seem like your bag, you owe it to yourself to try this game

heck yeah brother

What the fuck am I going to do about it? Get arrested bringing the people responsible a lake city quiet pill?

ope, it most definitely is, thanks