Apes love playing with puppies, they got this.

Is that really what it needs though?

All the young uni kids who went full anti Biden on one issue, are likely too young to remember what president Trump was really like. They’re gonna love him, since being miserable and outraged seems to be their preferred default.

Who Lucas? I mean name me one young guy with money who wasn’t thinking with his dick. I’m sure that’s why his marriage fell apart but he’s an old man now, with a new wife and a new Outlook who I’m sure has very little in common with his young self.

I say this as a guy who is finally reaching the age where I don’t want to fuck every woman I meet. Where I no longer need a new girl all the time. It feels like I’m an alcoholic who is slowly losing his taste for it and I feel great. People grow up.

You lost me at “save”. Save what? Pocket lint? Nobody has the funds for savings anymore. I used to put aside a few hundred bucks a month 10 years ago. Now I can’t even afford my entire month’s expenses, let alone save any money.

Yeah he’s the pretentious friend that can’t watch a movie until he’s messed with the color settings for like 10 minutes.

The last season of discovery is the only one I have left and I’m finishing it begrudgingly. I really don’t like that show. Huge fan of strange new worlds, but discovery felt like a cw version of a Disney star wars show.

Could have fooled me with all the made up shit they claim the Clintons and Obamas do, and their base fully believes

“I will intentionally film the entire movie with the lense cap on. If you can’t see the movie, that’s your problem. It means you’re not a true cinephile like me. Movies weren’t meant to be watched”

Tosses scarf

-Christopher Nolan probably

I have a buddy in his late 30s who just became a grandpa. He had his kid in high school when he was like 17. His son is now like 19 and just had a kid of his own. That shit is crazy

I still remember the Toronto g20. Police assigned a park as a free speech zone, surrounded it, put on masks, took off their name tags and went in to beat the shit out of everyone in sight. Men, women, children, the disabled. Hundreds of people tossed into coed massive cells with a shared bucket for a toilet, sexual assaults happened etc. That day Canadian police proved without a doubt that they’re every bit as bad as American cops, and I’ve hated them ever since.

I was getting ready for morning class when I saw the first plane hitting the news. I didn’t go to school that day. Just sat there watching, especially after the second plane that came out of nowhere and was perfectly framed by the news cameras.

I still remember that lame sketch that Metallica did on like the MTV awards to defend their stance

Remember when there was the morning News, and then the 6pm and 11pm news. That’s it. Now it’s news channels running 24/7

I was part of my city’s biggest indoor crowd “WrestleMania 18” and was part of my city’s largest outdoor crowd “Toronto rocks SARS benefit”. There’s really nothing like being front row while AC/DC belts out Thunderstruck, with over 600,000+ jumping and singing along. The crowd at Skydome when the Rock and Hulk Hogan wrestled was insane too, the whole building shook

Original star wars was filmed in London with Union extras and actors from the area. There weren’t many if any black actors in those unions back then. Lucas didn’t realize till later that there were no black people, and became so dismayed that he hired James Earl Jones. He even created a black character Lando to rectify the error.

Calling Lucas a racist is so silly. His only other directing credit post star wars, was a movie about black airmen. Btw, Lucas is also married to a black woman.

Europeans showed up, saw these cities and were like “what a bunch of savages” wtf

Fun fact, this guy is an ex wrestler named Ryback. I say ex wrestler because even though he’s not retired, nobody will hire him. He’s bat shit crazy.

The economy.

I’m a laborer. When the economy is bad, my cost of living goes up and the price of food goes up.

When the economy is great, my cost of living goes up and the price of food goes up.

The only people affected by a positive economy seem to be the people wealthy enough to have stock portfolios and large shares in corporations. It doesn’t affect me as a laborer in any positive way ever.

“We’re hitting the drive thru on the way, we ain’t had nothing but maggoty bread FOR THREE STINKING DAYS!”