onionguy
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I like your style my friend.
Holy St. Florian, that burn’s even harder than the great Fire of London 1666
onionguy@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•My mom says that people who don't have "value" don't deserve to live and that "depression" is just an excuse for laziness. What's is your rebuttal for it?
6·20 days agoSounds like your mom wanted a little slave to obey her and instead got a human child with an individual character that wants to be loved and live free. Well, people do that a lot. Try to get away from there. Focus on what you’re good at, train your skills try to stand on your own feet and make a life and a living of your own. Then you can start living independently and get away from people with such cold hearted inhumane points of view.
(Only productive people’s live are valuable, seriously? That is just social-darwinist garbage… In my country there used to be a asshole with a funny beard who propagated this point of view a lot and he ended up shooting himself in a berlin bunker in '45)
Every child deserves unconditional love from their parents. It is their decision to set a child in this world not the child’s. The child owes nothing to their parents. They’re human beings not little slave servant puppets. Be aware that you’re no longer the helpless child. You’re an adult now. Help yourself and be the kind of parent to yourself your mother never was able to be. And you’ll find people who care and love you for who you are and not only for your productivity.
onionguy@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you had to replace the floppy disk save symbol in software with a new symbol for saving what would you choose and why?
3·24 days agoOkay so hear me out.
The only solution here is Peter

Need to head out ? Oh ok lemme peter this document real quick.
onionguy@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.
72·1 month agoSince you didn’t answer my previous dms, so I’m just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
Don’t start thinking right away. Focus on small things like turning on the light, moving your toes then your foot, leg, arms. Try to stand up, try to stretch move a bit, focus on your movement, do amorning ritual then you’re ready. Don’t overthink in the morning, for me that’s key.
I’m not your buddy, compadré
onionguy@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why does philosophy education make people uncomfortable?
1·4 months agoIf you never had a crisis when studying philosophy during which you were wondering wether it is worth studying at all, did you even really study it in depth?
I can’t understand the word “I’ve tried other (…)” what?
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL cows can suffer from fatal bloated stomachs. A way of treating it is by puncture and burning the released methane gas (to determine how much is remaining).English
19·5 months agoGee I somehow thought somebody shot a lil jet propelled blow dart lol





Que linda idéa. Siempre estoy feliz cuando tengo la opportunidad de practicar los dos con alguien! ☺️