Too poor to travel

School shooters and mass casualty bombers get trials. Young immigrant going 5mph over the speed limit? Straight to the camps.

I’d hope Ingress would be allowed in if their birth certificate said they were born there!

Last man on earth

I think we can start calling this whole global situation WW3 now.

Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.

National Emergency Contact Database. Sign a piece of paper together to make each other emergency contacts in the eyes of the govt. have as many as you’d like!

How dare cyclists own the means of propulsion. Capitalism demands people buy expensive modes of transportation that requires payments to car companies, oil companies, insurance companies, and extra taxes. Get out of here with your free pedaling and infinite parking spaces!

Sell some of your unused belongings to people, so the money stays within the community instead of that person buying from a chain store. They lost a sale.

Doesn’t take much to convince me not to pay taxes

How do people learn how to parent teenagers these days?

That whale better stop killing newborns

That’s a newspaper headline in a clickbait world.

He traded a liability for an asset. Distanced X from his personal assets (Tesla stock) used as collateral. xAI now has massive amounts of debt and Elon just owns the company that owns it.

I’m glad I got to see it.

Hanlon’s razor. He’s obviously referring to himself lol.

Taking a fat shit in a public restroom. No reason to be shy about it. Everyones gotta go sometimes.