This strongly worded letter is going to do it this time guys I swear

I mean the resemblance is uncanny

Um.

Me. That was me.

Sorry guys. I was making a transporter meme and ope, all Terrans.

Why so thorny?

I have been telling my wife since we got married that we will not be buying Samsung appliances. I’ll pay twice as much for anything else.

When we went to buy a new washer and dryer the sales guy really hyped up the wifi connectivity and all the extra features you get with a Samsung washer. The point that I will only ever be near my washer and dryer when I need to use it seemed to fly so far over his head her couldn’t see it with the naked eye.

At no point in the last 5 years with these appliances have either I, or my wife, even thought about the washer while we weren’t literally standing in front of it. Let alone needed it to have an Internet connection.

Writers: how do we tie up that thread without adding a permanent cast member?

One insane guy in the back: SPACE BABY

You have repeated propaganda spread by the Daughters of the Confederacy almost verbatim.

The Confederacy required a state to ratify slavery in it’s constitution to join. The secessionists more than once in the build up to the war said that their identity as states was inseparably tied to slavery.

There was an entire ethical ‘code’ in the South that required a gentlemen to beat with a stick any man that dared speak openly against slavery. This lead to a senator beating a man nearly to death on the Senate floor in 1856.

Slavery in this case specifically refers to the involuntary and permanent bondage of all black people. Having a single traceable ancestor of African origin anywhere in your family tree meant you were black.

The primary and only issue that lead to the civil war was the threat of talking slavery away. This is an indisputable fact. Arguing otherwise is like trying to argue the earth is flat, and camels can pass through sewing needles.

Is anybody feeling snacks? I’m feeling snacks man