Please Xi, can I have honourary Chinese citizenship so I can become a train conductor for CRH?
I told Drew Pavlou on Twitter that me and his mother had sweaty, animalistic, National Geographic-levels of sex while Comrade Hao’s rendition of Without the Communist Party there would be no China was playing on the surround sound
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Baby steps, I guess… At least it no longer looks like an extremely well-endowed turtle on it’s back when charging.
Still probably one of the most uncomfortable, anti-ergonomic, borderline e-waste $100 mice ever.
Some of the newer apartment towers in Pyongyang really go hard with a totally sci-fi aesthetic. This one in particular gives off some Halo: Reach and ODST vibes:
I got a month-long ban on Fascistbook for telling a Boer IDF soldier that me and his wife “did it like 2 Barbie dolls in a washing machine”, with the infraction cited as “bullying”.
Infinite DF-51 launches on “israel”
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I remember seeing a TikTok that was posted by Africa4Palestine some years back where an “israeli” woman went to South Africa, complained about the large amount of Palestinian flags present in a rally in South Africa BTW and was them subsequently told off by this absolute 
that he doesn’t recognise the state of “israel”, with the woman being left absolutely speechless in basically a 
prologue.
“israeli” tourists to South Africa were either Pissad agents, mobile 
particle accelerators, or defensless little lambs lost in the words who barely survived getting hit by a car once the reality sets in.
Of course now there are no direct flights between South Africa and “israel”, relations have been suspended and “israelis” apparently don’t feel welcome in South Africa anymore, L 
Putt-Putt also is safe, lmao
Oh sweet Maduro got the hookup for the Doom 2016 Mobile Turret and UT GOTY Minigun
We have this which basically covers it: 
At least Photoshop CS6 is easy as shit to pirate
whips out the thesaurus
Going for over a week without food because I was sick for a day and missed work, obviously no sick leave because 
and the propensity of to have among the worst labour rights in the world outside of war zones.
Obomba also started drone-bombing the Middle East while I was in high school and couldn’t wash my hands with warm water after taking a shit since the money to fix the plumbing went to Predator drones. Then Nelson Mandela passed away and there were constant protests against Obomba. I then moved back to South Africa at the end of 2013 with what little money I had left and all of 
rap sheet of crimes against humanity were visible live, in (at the time) now-affordable 1080p.
I also literally did not hear about Operation Cast Lead until like the start of 2014.
Death to AmeriKKKa
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