Why are people eating deordorant?

It’s because they design cars with accountants.

With its ridiculous weight

9,700 lbs, you do not want to be two cars in front of the car that gets rear-ended by this tank.

Yeah but it’s pretty hilarious when the leopard eats his face, like when he shat himself and ran into his walk-in medicine cabinet when he caught COVID.

“you get an opnion…and YOU get an opinion… and you…”

Y’all need to stay in school and take physics.

Sham is a term for control and it’s the proper way to do a study. This toy is bullshit, now quantified.

It’s between snu snu and yadda yadda.

We welcome the birth of Ethan Allen Vance.

It is trivial to hack the speed limiters. On some models, just a button long press.

I would watch OMERs and Teachers plans, they tend to not have their heads up their asses on major holdings.

How long until Alabama elects him?

He has Kirk syndrome, face is too small for his head.

Just a good reason to install batteries and not rely on the grid at all.

I like how this article quote 152 cases of Chinese coercion over ten years and completely ignores the amount of American coercion in the same time period, too high to count. The undertone is that we need to maintain US relations. No, we don’t.

These soy sausages are highly processed food and not healthy because of a few green flower logos.

And who’s fault is the low turnout?

You guys always whinge and then vote stupid, then blame the politicians.

12% of Lemmy accounts are cows.

You see that ZYN logo? That’s Phillip Morris, so yes it is supposed to look like tobacco addictives sponsorship because it is. The reality is after Enzo Ferrari died, they changed the color of Corsa red to match the Marlboro red.