Imagining Jesus’s mother as a redhead just makes everything limp.

It’s a fucking South Park quote and you’re over analyzing this shit.

Wasting a perfectly good penguin what you should be roasting it.

I’d be pissed off if I wasn’t laughing so hard.

Bro… I thought we were friends now you’re telling me I’m ugly.

Dammit, where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?

What about Ilaska?

Why do you hate America?

Where is Idaho or Illinois?

How do you pay the doctors if the healthcare is free?

Checkmate communists.

Her tits look just like my sister’s.

Gooning.

I’d buy this today if it was on the market.

These look fantastic!

I’d add shrimp.

You have visitors?

Get some meth and a cheap hooker and have a party.

I’d be rolling in that shit like I was Scrooge McDuck.

I used to get the best tourtiere from a strip club in Montreal.

I use radio controlled pick axes and AI-powered ANFO.