Blue balls

Imagine walking into any establishment and people all yell “ayyy, it’s Mr. Cool Ice!” I would love it

Also each woman is even more beautiful and buxom than the last

The Wheel of Posts turns, and Threads come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Thread that gave it birth comes again. In one Thread, called the Mega Thread by some, a Thread yet to come, a Thread long past, a wind rose in Chapo Dot Chat. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Posts. But it was a beginning.

No, in fact, they get really mad when you tell them that a city doesn’t have to smell like hot garbage and piss

I read this article and about two paragraphs in, it’s revealed that Mr. Soggy Bottom has meals and a cleaning service delivered to him every day. These people can’t even larp at being self-sufficient without servants taking care of them

If you’re not wearing a barrel on suspenders then you’re engaging in bourgeois fashion, don’t @ me

I always found it weird when people in management roles say they like office space

My manager (in a soulless, email job office) is a die hard Severance fan and started raving to me about season two when it started and I was just like

Sire, the people adore you, and want to celebrate your birth… by the way, have I told you my cousin owns a float decoration business…?

Been learning to paint lately. Painted some frogs

Pairing ivermectin with the horse pedialyte to stay worm free and super hydrated

Beyond pathetic that this guy is close to 60 years old. Everything I know against him I learned against my will

Lib tweets in 2028:

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you have to download Truth Social to vote to save democracy.

I watched a documentary about the 1980s Libyan liberation movement and I learned that if cars are allowed to reach almost 90 MPH they can time travel, so I think we should do our best to avoid that

They wouldn’t be, lol. I’m saying it’s weird that you came at the poster above with a “” type comment like you caught him in some sort of helmet fallacy

Also I think we should take it one step further and encase all drivers in blocks of styrofoam which limits their ability to press the gas pedal to 5 MPH

This seems like a strange gotcha to post, of course the average poster here is going to respond with a bit response saying that car drivers should be forced to wear increasingly large and cumbersome bits of armor to protect themselves and others