

The real secret is they have thousands of tiny pieces of buttered toast on their paws with the butter side down.


The real secret is they have thousands of tiny pieces of buttered toast on their paws with the butter side down.


You’re in the Middle East where war has raged for thousands of years yet you somehow develop an illusion delusion of safety?


or, if you’re a redditor, 3 bananas.


Upvoted purely for the username.


I was always proud to from the USA up until W and the Iraq war. My pride has been flagging ever since.
Having said that, to find out what it means to be US American, one has to know one’s heritage. This, of course, will be different for each individual but my heritage is one of the most common, that being ancestors from the British Isles and Germany. That does not diminish, in my mind, the contributions of other cultures. Those other cultures, particularly African and Spanish, help contribute to making me now different from my British/German heritage, thus American. There are many of my heritage who want to pretend other influences don’t exist. They forget … E Pluribus Unum - Out of Many One.


and who is going to wage war on the U.S. for the misguided religion overtaking it?


Most mammalian carnivores have a sort of mix. They have the piercing canines, then their molars act like scissors to slice off hunks of meat. Herbivore and human molars are more for crushing.


Also, that last bomb should have a sponsored by the USA logo.
Like a dog … with your tongue?
Is your name Coldwater?


I did not have sex with that woman.
They may have guessed ‘s’ but ‘s’ isn’t in the answer. So they know it isn’t the answer all us degenerates guessed by seeing the picture with no context.


Kesbreath IS a DEI hire.
It’s called noodling. The fisherman doesn’t hold worms in his hand. He gets in the river, reaches up under the undercut bank to feel if there is a catfish (or turtle) there. If there is, he just grabs it by the jaw and yanks it out (if catfish). Turtles require a bit more finesse. If you feel smooth shell, don’t grab. That’s the front and it will grab you back with a mouth made of basically scissor blades. It the shell is jagged, that’s the back end. Feel for a tail and yank it out.


Nothing’s wrong with eating liver.
Except it’s high in cholesterol even when compared to other red meat. It is delicious though.


By dating her best friend, having argument with said best friend, SO was the intermediary. Realized SO was the better of the of the 2 anyway so took her on a date along with 4 other of her friends. By end of evening, SO and I were in love.
Isn’t it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?
Didn’t smell like cat pee when I visited and there were many cats. A couple were on that bed. Some were on shelves in the gift store. Basically, they’re everywhere.
Killing Me Softly With His Song
You mean ‘to blave’?