2018 Candidates of Note SEGA Dylan Sled (D) Pennsylvania -Unemployed college dropout -Heard about UBI on a podcast and went “oh what sick” -Free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda -Vastly more qualified than 99% of congress Dresden Norris (l) Washington -Spends 5 hours a day on twitter -Vows to have the rest of congress executed if elected -Encyclopedic knowledge of foreign policy but doesn’t know what a filibuster is Skum Shitt ® N. Carolina -Nazi Norm Respectable ® Montana -Nazi

Midterm elections are coming up! Keep your eyes on these rising stars! 2018 Election Candidates of Note Wiezel Snrat ® New York -Principled lawyer -Main principle is to only defend rapists Stewart Paul ® Ohio -Libertarian, but also wants to use taxpayer money to find and kill his ex-wife Jilliam Drilnt (D) California -Founder of a startup that sends underprivileged youth to fight in the IDF Numbers Fuckstein (D) Maryland -Just wants to fuck around with tax credits and shit to see what happens

2018 Candidates of Note Dorian Salazar-O’Malley (D) Michigan -Community organizer -Highly unusual candidate; exhibits qualities of a member of the fabled ‘White Working Class’ but isn’t white -FiveThirtyEight.com rates him 'most likely to end up mysteriously dead a week before the election Holden Bloodfeast ® lowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I’ll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan Sexx Tricker (1) Florida -Oh my god is that his real name -Holy shit elect him -Hahaha what the fuck is going on Hillary (D) who cares -Awww cmon not again -Only lost the election because her controller was broken -Third times the charm

a @trailing°@lemmy.mi & 1 • 1 hour ago A homeless person is without the mental structure to build something lasting, or else they would not be homeless or would identify differently, e.g. as a traveler. Bill Gates also breathes. Unlike other companies he tolerated piracy to establish the windows platform. If you don’t see a platform where you can make money on the internet with acceptable terms then that platform is missing. Try to build it and you should get your reward.

File (hides: 1693977677195.jpeg (59.02 KB, 857×1116, IMG_6995.jpeg) [-1 » Liberals OUT, bourgeois OUT, royalists OUT, fascists OUT, moralists OUT OUT OUT Anonymous 2023-09-06 (Wed) 05:21:17 No.446957 [Watch Thread] I keep running into a particularly insidious type of revisionism. The “Think of the Children!” revisionism. It is stated repeatedly by disguised fascists, royalists, and liberals larping as communists on our board and misusing the concept of empathy that ruling class children can be reeducated, and, failing that, sent to a labor camp Let me be perfectly clear The brats of the petit bourgeoisie, of the bourgeoisie, and of the aristocracy cannot be “rehabilitated” or “reeducated” under any circumstances. They must all be liquidated alongside their inbred pedophile worker-hating parents. It is not the duty of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat to waste precious and limited resources attempting to coddle and reeducate children who in 99.9…% of circumstances will grow up to be precisely like their parents, to secretly harbor counter revolutionary opinions, and collaborate amongst themselves to foment bourgeois counter-revolution. I don’t care if they’re in diapers. You put a bullet in their fucking head. Morality is not real. It is a theistic bourgeois construct regarding property relations. It does not matter if this is “good” or “bad.” You put the bullet in the bourgeois baby’s brain or he will grow up to kill you and everyone you love and destroy everything you fought for. Do you understand? If not, you are a liberal, a fascist, a royalist, and you ought to be hung by your genitals from the nearest lamp post. You are not a comrade, you are a coward, and vermin, to be exterminated alongside the ruling class, their children, their pets, and their lickspittle servants • This isn’t a question of “nurture vs nature” either. This is a question of risk mitigation and victory maximization. I am not “weird” or a “freak” or “hate children” for understanding this. Take heed this quote from Mark Twain (Who, despite being a feckless bourgeois 19th century liberal, was perfectly capable of understanding the need for Revolutionary Terror):

"THERE were two “Reigns of Terror if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that -that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.” When the time comes, I don’t care if it’s your local laundromat owner. I don’t care if it’s a guy running a hot dog stand. He is bourgeois. You will execute the entire family, or you will be executed along side them. The pets, the maids, doesn’t matter. Kill. Kill. Kill.

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