What a terrible day to be literate.

Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.

*will break

Same

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called “One big Dakota”. We wouldn’t even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

Hey, there could be Hamas tunnels under those journalists!

Thanks, I hate it

I sold mine a while ago after moving, but when I lived in Portland I put almost 800 miles on it commuting to and from the max station. They are easily the coolest way to get yourself killed out there.

Honestly I’d say the books are better. I really enjoyed the show, but the books are really great

Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

“Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.”

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U&si=zJ7tDE4RrMWlaCOt

I was in the Army for 6 years, yet whenever I try to think of the letter M my brain just short circuits to “Movember”.

Man, someone needs to create an index fund which just follows their moves. If we’re not going to punish obvious corruption we might as well get something out of it.

Listen, I’ve got a yeast allergy thing okay…

Honestly similar. We have two others with short hair who shed a whole lot more.

Awww, he’s adorable. Zoey tolerates everyone, but really loves snuggling with me in my computer chair.

I honestly don’t know what she is genetically. We picked her up from a local adoption event. She has a permanently kinked tail and is the most precocious little soot sprite.

“Yes, hello fellow white nationalists! I think that performing auto-surgery is a great idea and will really show those (slurs) who’s boss. Also, I’m pretty sure antibiotics are a (slur about Jews this time) conspiracy, so you should never use them.”

To quote Aesop Rock:

Fifteen years taking prescriptions then a shrink’s like “I dunno, maybe get a kitten?”