noodleneedles

Yes. Cheese protects against death from any cause.

The real question is, why aren’t you eating more cheese?

He regrets nothing, clearly.

Way to go, Glenn. Keep living your dreams.

There’s nothing more disappointing than clicking into a thread because it looks like it might be interesting or fun, and realising 90% of the comments are the same old, tired jokes, repeated ad infinitum.

Paywalled, can anyone copy the text?

Yep, my dog tore up an english essay when I was in junior high. I still had my rough draft so just rewrote it, luckily I had time. Told my teacher about it, she thought it was pretty funny.