I more minute of screen time for sponsors on track. One less minute of boring interviews of those drivers who have been knocked out.

Hey, at least these rules are made up before the season starts and not, like, you know, in the last few laps of a championship defining race.

It’s fart porn isn’t it?

Absolutely love Airalo. Simple, painless and really good prices for their data plans (in Europe at least)

I, for one, will be crushing a grape tonight, such is my outrage.

Blue Orange Green Brown Slate White Red Black Yellow Violet Pink Turquoise

You use a fresh towel every day?

Yes, of course. And I am deeply suspicious of anyone who doesn’t sing silly little songs to their pets.

Fucking right

Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.

Read also: snow days.

The world comes to a halt for a day or two. You get to take your kids sledding, you build a snow man. You have a snowball fight. You get cold and wet. You go home to get changed into your warm pyjamas and sit by the fire with a hot chocolate. You’re exhausted, but you laugh and joke with each other about the fun you’ve had.

You go back to work 2 days later and fuck all has changed. The world keeps turning, the rich have lost a tiny bit of their wealth from you not been ‘productive’ for 1 day. Oh fucking well.

We’re so bound up in keeping the big capitalism wheel turning, that life’s fun moments just pass us by.

You’re not a weirdo are you, SatansMaggotyCumFart?

That’s awesome. I can’t think of any car built in the last 20 years that you could expect anywhere near that kind of longevity. Even ‘premium’ German brands. I had a BMW that started falling to bits after 100k and my SO had an Audi from brand new that was riddled with problems for the 3 years she had to endure it.

1.5 million???

That’s just French cars

So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:

Louie

Lewis

Douglas Luis

Doug

Duggie

Duggie boy

Doog

Dooglarse

Dougie Howser MD

King Louie the XIV

Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)

Handsome boy

Chuuchi boy

I’m in my mid forties, I have the beard growing ability of a 13 year old girl. I would fucking love to be able to grow a thick, bushy beard. But alas.

Guess my massive wang makes up for it.

10°C = freezing? Oh, my sweet summer child.

Fuck that character

Oh, that is just tickety-boo!