Russel Brand has really gone off the deep end, huh

“If Adolf Hitler, flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway”

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It is in the UK, and it’s pervasive as fuck

Chicken feed when a tanker has a billion dollars worth of oil aboard

Bob Vylan says it best…“No liberal lefty cunt is gonna tell me punching Nazis ain’t the way”

I more minute of screen time for sponsors on track. One less minute of boring interviews of those drivers who have been knocked out.

Hey, at least these rules are made up before the season starts and not, like, you know, in the last few laps of a championship defining race.

It’s fart porn isn’t it?

Absolutely love Airalo. Simple, painless and really good prices for their data plans (in Europe at least)

I, for one, will be crushing a grape tonight, such is my outrage.

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You use a fresh towel every day?

Yes, of course. And I am deeply suspicious of anyone who doesn’t sing silly little songs to their pets.

Fucking right

Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.

Read also: snow days.

The world comes to a halt for a day or two. You get to take your kids sledding, you build a snow man. You have a snowball fight. You get cold and wet. You go home to get changed into your warm pyjamas and sit by the fire with a hot chocolate. You’re exhausted, but you laugh and joke with each other about the fun you’ve had.

You go back to work 2 days later and fuck all has changed. The world keeps turning, the rich have lost a tiny bit of their wealth from you not been ‘productive’ for 1 day. Oh fucking well.

We’re so bound up in keeping the big capitalism wheel turning, that life’s fun moments just pass us by.

You’re not a weirdo are you, SatansMaggotyCumFart?

That’s awesome. I can’t think of any car built in the last 20 years that you could expect anywhere near that kind of longevity. Even ‘premium’ German brands. I had a BMW that started falling to bits after 100k and my SO had an Audi from brand new that was riddled with problems for the 3 years she had to endure it.

1.5 million???