Opossum are marsupials. In fact, the Virginia Opossum is the only native marsupial in its area! They can also shove an impressive chunk of their upper body into their own pouch if needed.

I can’t speak for every trans person in the South, but for me, it’s pretty fucking awful.

Part of it is my area(lot of old white conservatives). They really don’t give a fuck. I have had to listen to 10 minute rants about gender politics because they want a pink gender reveal cake.

We did multiple cake variations for Valentine’s. All stick figures. We “dared” to put rainbows on a couple of them. We had to get rid of them because people complained about STICK FIGURES under rainbows.

I have to make sure I’m in a safe place to even begin feeling like myself.

I’m sorry, did you not already have a thing for burly communist Santa?

What kind of Christmas movies did YOU grow up watching?

Sometimes you need that good, deep clean only a chunk of bark will give you.

“HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!!” - Red, The Roadside Picnic

An impossible wish, yet one that burned itself into my heart the moment I read it, and a quote that has kept me walking.

It’s just Benny. He comes to snuggle the cat. Harmless, really.

Just… Don’t let him near any birds, okay?

You know what, I think I will. Fuck the system!

They were amazing. Hershey’s(not the chocolate company, just the same name) makes some really quality ice cream.

They’re also a pain in the ass to find outside the Northeastern US, in my experience. Where I was living at, you could find traditional Hershey’s Ice Cream Parlors everywhere. After getting lower than Virginia, I could count how often I saw anyone advertising them on one hand.

Hippo all the way.

Fuckers don’t deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.

Hershey’s Ice Cream does this oversized mint choco chip ice cream sandwich that you just made me think of.

Fuck you, that’s over an hour drive and they’ll be closed before I’m off work, but thank you, I know what I’m doing tomorrow because of you.

Stanely Parable is a great game. It has great replayability baked in finding all the endings and little things, with really solid and humorous writing.

If you’re looking to just relax, have a laugh, and have fun trying to break a narrative, genuinely recommend it.