Look, at this point Google could just drown puppies on live stream and it won’t matter. They’ll just keep on Googling anyway.

…and so it begins.

The biggest lie about global warming is that it’s still a few years off.

Mark my words. 5 years from now? Humanity will not be anything close to what it is now.

bc.

Same thing as every year.

A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.

You’re not wrong

Wow. I’m so underwhelmed.

…and down will come baby, cage and all.

I’d be very curious how they are going to try and fuck over Firefox, or similar browsers.

It’s not “just business “, it’s personal. It’s all personal, Mike. You know who I learned that from? Your Father, the Godfather.

Still. That comment on Reddit where the guy talks dirty to his wife. Fails, miserably. So hilarious. Wish i could find it again. “You like that, you fucking …”.

Probably condoms.

Richard Kuklinski.

He kept it simple. …mostly.

Grab some fruit, or salad, slam a quality protein shake (no/low sugar).

Apes, actually. Stupid apes.

Kenji’s 3 ingredients Mac and cheese. As fast (almost faster), as KD. Way better.

https://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe

Home surgery is still saving me money.

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More and better NSFW content isn’t the answer, but it certainly helps!

Ignore me.
Wake me up.

Knock my shit over.
Fit in the box.

My cat has mastered all these tricks.

And yet, in the midst of all the worlds troubles, war, politics, economies, and the continual flood of outrage news, and doom scrolling, …nothing will change.

Misanthrope has consumed me, lately.

“aspirin, cold Coca Cola, smoke a joint, eat some spicy Szechuan food.”