But I’m on team meteor

Am I supposed to panic because it’s unlikely to hit? Meanwhile I’m out here wishing for death by meteor.

Sharks are older than both trees and the north star

In other news the earth is round, fire is hot, and the Pope is Catholic

As somebody living in the darkest timeline, I can’t tell if he was thanking the frog because he knew it would kill him. Thank you kind frog for the sweet release of death