Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

But they said yeats…

Spectacular

Welch’s made a fruit punch soda that was next fucking level for me.

Precious hamburgers?

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie!

There’s no congressman Les Whinen!

Pure spite is a hell of a drug

Like that movie with Jet Li!

Tim Honks

bobbin my head in agreement

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

The back fell off

Seriously. USS Make Shit Up here we come!

I am WAY too fuckin high for this right now 😂😂😂