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Ooh boy, Iran better watch out for those union organizers!

Luckily we’ll be able to replace them with the children.

We’ve been sending our pork to China to be processed. I wonder how that will pan out.

American Academy sounds like a socialist plan.

I chose this one!

And? We can’t unelect him or his people.

The American people lost this ability.

Biden should pardon the guy as a fuck you to Trump.

I would just run it like ten times in a row.

Nothing to do with the light actually. I’m yelling at the small cell radios on the top of the poles.

I poop… A lot.

This is me. You can usually find me staring up at a light pole talking, heckling or cursing at it, and before you know it I’m gone.

What’s stopping someone else from coming into your pod and accosting you?

Holy shit. Having the balls to admit in court that your sweepstakes is fraudulent! That’s a special kind of special.

My power goes out so often, they get updated regularly.

Do a factory reset on your TV. Then do not let it ever connect to the internet again. Get a cheap laptop and play all your media on it through the TV.

Man, I remember the past like it was yesterday.

I think it’s called “recycling”.

Really? Worse than Mexico?

Stupid auto correct.