And beaauuuuutiful beaches, omg.

Maybe they a word

Thank you for uploading the full rez. Gimme gimme! <3

Nah, those are and will always be free–if you’re lucky. 😼😹 Grab 'em while you can (without bite marks).

Avocados for your avocado toast. Smh.

I think they meant to say modern American, no?

Hah! It only looks like coffee but is closer to a thick smoothie made with corn dough, vanilla, and cinnamon. It makes me feel very cozy during the winter, it’s delicious.

“What’s your secret to a long life?”

“Ignore death:”

blame everything on mexicans

I’m sorry, it’s all my fault and I take full responsibility. I’ll make tamales with atole for the victims of my reckless Mexican behavior. 😔

The dude has no education beyond high school. The dude literally knows nothing but talks plenty.

The US snacking on Mexico while Canada munches them back.

I quad this.

No worries! Thanks for editing :)

Same. America, I loved you, but it’s not me, it’s you.

And as a Latino, I don’t know what part of that spells Latino, but here we are with the fucking voter base.

What language is this? (Thanks for including a translation)

I hope Trump turns out to be the best president in history. Prove me wrong, conservatives. I want to hear how it’s going by the fourth year.

While I mostly agree, but let’s not underestimate Chinese education and the culture built around overachieving.

Not an ADHD-haver but I feel this in my bones. It took an extraordinary effort to clean my desk last night and I just finished cleaning an entire kitchen and a sidewalk than doesn’t belong to me. 😅

I hope for an artery to clog while he forms his signature little O mouth together with accordion hands, and eyes-crossed falls over mouth frothing to be never seen again. The end.