Wtf how is the onion supposed to keep up with this shit

As a former 20’s person being in your 30s kicks ass.

customers should get a discount for using an SCO.

I choose to believe this means there is a high concentration of fart in the atmosphere.

A typical fart is 59% nitrogen. The implications are obvious.

The Internet is rapidly being ground down by all these companies.

This sounds fake

Obesity is unhealthy

Not all Republicans have been voting in favor of abortion restrictions, so using Americans in general makes sense.