Horizontal. Assuming the cage is large enough to move around, horizontal bars could at least be used for exercise.

Shia Labouf

I vote republican in the primary, Democrat in the general. My state has open primaries. But even with closed primaries, you can vote for whomever you want in the general. Register as a republican to vote in their primary and try to resist fascism.

Who knew wild dogs could be such dholes

I am still alive

Most of it. If your electronic gizmos were made in the US, they would be luxury items instead of everyday tools.

Dayum

I put on my robe and wizard hat

With or without Ammonium chloride?

Palatable

The length would be equal to the absolute value

Sensible heat is where it’s at!

And I barely passed thermo

Don’t dip your oar in Lake Katchakootie

Time to start designing a self-sustaining perpetual train

When the adrenaline doesn’t work anymore, it’s time to try meth.

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

Such is the nature of memes. There is nothing new under the sun.

Dang it, you’re technically correct. The best kind of correct.

I just looked it up on Fandom and they concur, although he possibly has a doctorate in art history.

Zoidberg has an MD, should at least be right of center.

And I don’t think Doc Oc or Robitnik have medical degrees. PhD, but not medical.