Weird logic, those billionaires like Alex “I’ve got rectal worms” Karp or Jeff Bezos or Musk certainly don’t look like anyone I know.

Jeebus in the brainwaves, huh?

What are apostrophes expensive now?

But how will we know his IQ now?

I picture you walking your tame giant isopod hunting for beach bananas…

There is no god and religion is a mental illness.

Welcome to religion, a hysterical fraud perpetrated on defenseless children since time immemorial. It’s like the virus in Pluribus.

Check under your couch for Russians. Or Venezuelans. Or is it Chinese? Whatever it is, it’s certainly not a home-made problem.

If you have a better way of generating videos of absurdly obese Olympic divers doing the bomb from a crane, I’d love to hear it.

Way ahead of you Luddites

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https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/ukwjwa/anyone_remember_this_scam/

first link died for some reason, probably not enough RAM

As much as I dunk on doctors, people in general are even dumber.

I just came. When I wake up tomorrow it was all a fantasy.

*woman

*who’s

And I agree with ↓

I like her defiant smirk, she knows what she did.

Goodness, how am I supposed to store and stream more entertainment than I could watch in a lifetime now?

Let’s spell like one first. What a ditz (if this is real.)

Boreball?

The short days in winter. Get up in the dark, watch the beautiful six hours of sunlight through a grimy office window, go home in the dark, damp, cold soggy rainy windy weather that passes for winter these days.

Computers are too powerful and too cheap. Bring back COBOL, painfully expensive CPU time, and some sort of basic knowledge of what’s actually going on.

Pain for everyone!

heh heh hheeeh hehe heh ho ho ho hee hee hee! That’s pretty much how I react to my own stupid jokes, I can’t believe how dumb they are too!