Does anyone have a link to the skit where cops were called on a guy hauling his dead dad in a wheelbarrow through the neighborhood?

Went something like -

Cop: We got calls of a body being hauled through the neighborhood in a wheelbarrow.

Guy: Yup, that’s me.

Cop: Why didn’t you call 911?

Guy: 911 is for emergencies. I woke up and he was already dead. So no emergency.

Cop: Why does that kind of make a ton of sense?

I had no idea it’s real trouper. I’ve been saying real trooper all my life.

I read a while ago that people are sharing cars more and more. While someone may love a hot yellow, their partner may not, so they both settle for a grey. The market has gone from “I love it!” to “I don’t hate it…”

Will you answer nature’s call?

Ass backwards

It has a long smooth shaft complete with

• The oldest Evidence in the archeological record we have of transgender individuals is older than the oldest archaeological evidence for gay couples.

Can you expand more on this, I’d love to know more.

For the uninitiated, NFP is Natural Family Planning - the practice of avoiding coitus during ovulation as a form of birth control. It’s seen as a natural form of birth control compared to artificial birth control in the form of condoms and the pill.

It’s strange to me that the Catholic Church singles out birth control as needing to be natural, but not much else.

It’s around 75% effective at preventing pregnancies, but doesn’t stop STIs obviously.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_family_planning?wprov=sfla1

You may find this interesting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought-terminating_cliché?wprov=sfla1

Doesn’t Matter Had Sex!

A friend told me a story, in college he was in a dorm going down the elevator and as the doors close he heard a girl on the floor sobbing, “I don’t know why I waited a week to take the morning after pill!”

He gets down to the dorm’s lobby and sees a big buff dude say to his friends, “Yeah I don’t know why the fuck she waited a week to take the morning after pill!”

Everything you wrote is true, and I gotta respect that you’ve at least given mobas a try. It’s not your cup of tea and that’s alright.

One thing that you didn’t mention is the team work. While there are toxic people out there, mobas tend to be games that a group of friends can play together for free. You are correct that the abilities can feel limiting - along that vein finding ways to chain spells together with your team mates was one of the most fun ways to get creative.

This is what makes watching pros play a lot of fun. There are people out there constantly experimenting with mixing items and spells to create hilarious strategies to gain an edge. There are all kinds of spells that can come off as overly subtle and dumb sounding, but you pair it up with something else and all of a sudden you have a wombo combo.

Mobas came out of War Craft 3, so any of the millions of people with a blizzard rts background will have skills that will transfer. The single hero format means you can focus all your attention in one place instead of keeping track of your army and your economy at all times. Starting with an established and automated base means that the game isn’t on a knife’s edge like RTSs. There’s a lot of stability and simplicity here over RTSs.

The games tend to be simple in concept to understand but very difficult to master. I had a lot of fun picking a handful of heroes and learning how to best use them. They all have their own quirks and limitations that may not be obvious at first. Conversely, it was rewarding to learn how to shut down heroes that had stomped me in the past.

It is very difficult to get established in these games. It can feel like one of those tv shows that you have to get to the third season before things get better. And I can completely understand people wanting games that don’t start off as rough. The high skill cap can keep people coming back for years though.

I hope this helps 😊

In German the word for alone is Allein as in “all one”. It blew my mind that it’s the same in English.

In Ukrainian the word for Trident is Trizub, literally “three tooth”. Again, it blew me away that it’s the same in English.

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It keeps the story alive.

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Lonely Day in my ass