Lol. My favourite exchange on lemmy so far!

Me as a kid, having just learned english, listening to Janis Joplin: “What the fuck is a mercy dispense!?”

there’s a pill for that

Only answer is to ban tracking cookies

nice try, google-lawyer.

Corporations. Ok, so that’s out of my responsibility then, since I don’t buy anything from corporations. Good to know.

Companies should be held accountable for bullshit like that.

My idea goes like this: In order to be able to sell some device you need to deposit its source code and the sources for all updates with the proper authorities.

If you then don’t provide updates maintaining a) security and b) functionality of said device, because for example you go bankrupt, financially, or like in this very case morally, all of those sources are released and from then on are open source.

Put some windex tasmota on it

While we can’t unasshole everyone we can start ticketing ppl who park outside the lines. In most cities there’s traffic wardens anyways, so that should be cheaper than installing bumpers on every parking spot.