True that

Has zero chance of winning is the reason. Claiming to have a conscience looks nice on a headline.

Nice try. Can’t fool me.

This used to exist on Reddit. I believe it was ADHDbay. The trouble is it probably needs to be modded by a neurotypical. I know I could only do it for a short time and then get bored and move on.

Ok good cause this made me much more sad than making me laugh. Happy to hear this person likely did not suffer burns because of this.