https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_EUvi9qE4&t=22

That’s the jism. The urethra is actually similar to a gun barrel and causes the semen to corkscrew in order to add momentum and improve accuracy.

Well yeah, if they were light they probably wouldn’t have much mass.

OP, if you came up with this you’re incredibly clever.

Maybe spend less time on Lemmy and go out to see the world for yourself instead of being envious of this fly living its best life.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The AI scraped 4chan too, it seems.

It’s a common misconception that multiverse theory means literally anything can happen in parallel timelines, whereas in actuality, alternative timelines would still constrained by the laws of physics and other universal constants.

Unfortunately, in this case OP is too much of a bigoted boomer at their very core to expect much better than subtle disparagement, regardless of how much universe hopping one does.

Mickey7 making a post that’s not (openly) disparaging women?

Must be a split in the timeline.

why grog show xrocks controller next to playslab game?

grog not real gamer.

Love me some rape soda 😊

This picture is like music to my tongue

As evidenced by the fact that that’s a perfectly delicious looking cookie

Yeah, then child labor laws came and ruined that for everyone.

But don’t worry, soon those too will be a thing of the past!

Stretch Armstrong lookin’ mf

But why people?

3 Indian tech workers in a trench coat.

They’ve been trying to make a comeback somewhat recently. I think they saw an opportunity in the uptick of Reddit hate ever since their IPO shenanigans and are trying to pull an UNO reverse on them.

Idk how many people on Reddit now ever even heard of Digg though, let alone used it back in the day, so I’m curious to see how this plays out.