“Good movies”

“Oscar bait”

I think the Avatar films fall into this category

There’s Mexican food, there’s also American Ortega style Mexicanish food. Both have a place in my household’s dinner rotation.

This image depicts neither of those meals. This image is evidence from a crime scene.

why would you add an extra step of deleting a 30min old account anyway?

Because the “you” in this scenario is probably an automated bot farm in some eastern European country. It isn’t a person doing this, it’s a program.

Still easy enough to cross out the windows name drops

My daughter’s been watching Frog and Toad lately, bought her the book set for Christmas. It’s a fucking vibe.

Ah, the ol’ “cop pretending to be a human being with empathy / just a typical mask off cop” routine

“Gomez was taken off the force after trying report all the illegal shit the bad cops, aka all the other cops, are doing.”

Least horny commission requester

Windowlicker (Taylor’s Version)

other nations where sex toys are illegal

It is illegal to own more than 6 sex toys in Texas:

Texas Penal Code 43.23 (f) states: “A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.” Elsewhere, the code defines the devices as “a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”

It’s satire. It’s a bunch of typical LinkedIn nonsense (run every morning, read, do yoga, etc) then the bait and switch at the end is that their dad just gave them a multi-six-figure position at an investment firm he runs.

Not sure why they blacked out so much of the post, the original is funny enough.

Smoothbrain computing experience

Yeah. The biggest issues I’ve had with it are:

Google Wallet does not load (I use Passes or Catima to download tickets) and tap to pay does not work - Google Pay still works, just not through the app.

Some financial apps don’t work. CapitalOne doesn’t open, but I only need to login once a month to pay my credit card so I just do it on my computer.

My company’s Microsoft Intune setup didn’t work, but they recently restricted it to iPhone only so that’s not relevant anymore.

Few years back I got a Chromebook just to put GalliumOS on it. Google’s hardware honestly has a decent track record for allowing open source operating systems.

Lol. Signed up for Qobuz (super annoying they block all of Proton’s email mask domains), and within 10 minutes I get an email from Spotify that my monthly price is increasing.

your personal recommendations might not be as on point as you’re used to

I see this as an absolute win! The algorithmically personalized playlists always end up just playing the same set of tracks over and over. I want new music that I like, not the same stale playlists.

An optimistic vision for tomorrow