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MISTAH BONERSMELLI

fuck walkable cities, I need grindable power lines!

incredible tagline potential here

here it is with the text

they said “critically support”, not “act as if he is the second coming of Lenin himself”

I have started reading The Thorn and The Carnation, I’m a few chapters in. I intend to make some writeup posts about it when I make more progress. for anyone interested in reading it: here’s a link to the Anna’s archive page for the english-translated epub

we need to Kill Tony

you didn’t even talk about the major point of the story which is that Bisclavret is a werewolf

if Hillary is anything to go off of, she’ll in fact never shut the fuck up after losing

they’ll hire country music artists and late night talk show hosts to mock the victims like they did with the coffee case

from 2003!

i enjoyed the double entendre of “likes Sabra”, as both criticizing people who like the shitty hummus and also the massacre it’s named after.

Dork Ritual

it’s far from optimal or w/e but I’ve been having a ton of fun with it. won a game last night by cracking 12 Apostles in combat to get lethal commander damage with Taborax. it’s so silly, I love it.

the best part about playing on MTGO is that cards like vampiric tutor that usually go for $30+ are 2 cents. every deck is a budget deck.

there was a solid 10-30m timeframe where Trump was standing directly next to a deep fryer, and nobody did anything. extremely disappointing.

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