Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]

I feel like an invasion of Mexico as a way to ‘combat the cartels’ has been in the consent manufacturing chute for a few years now

I might be able to trick someone into hiring me for one of those high salary gigs, but surely I would expose myself as a fraud and get fired.

This is how you advance in white collar jobs, not get fired

They Worf’d bin Laden

I haven’t listened to Adam since Stav left cumtown, and it’s impressive how much worse he’s gotten

It breaks liberals brains to learn that there are people to their left when their entire political spectrum is hitler to bernie, so to maintain their sense of moral superiority which defines their relationship to their politics they have to bend and twist their brains to make actual leftists into worse people

At this point the libs are just desperate to get to say ‘i told you so’ about something

I always wonder what they think they’re progressing towards

I wonder how much they paid them to appear. Seems like the vast majority of streamers do the math on these kinds of things and set the price tag high enough for the number of fans they’ll lose over 15 minutes of being ‘political’

I’m going to drink a bottle of champagne the day says ‘Tankie’

Comrade, it’s already here

So, what’s the theory on what mastermind shit he thinks he’s doing when he does this? It’s gotta be some alpha male body language shit he thinks makes them respect him or something, right?

REmember when Al Gore went to the entity and a secret service agent noticed a mossad spy in the bathroom air ducts and just let them carry on? they love the bathroom stuff

Others have mentioned Sansevieria and pothos, I’d add spider plants (chlorophytum comosum) are very low maintenance and you can probably get a baby for free from somebody who has a mother plant. Also ZZ plants (zamioculcas zamifolia) because they don’t require much light and can go longer without watering so their placement can be more flexible.

Can’t wait to learn that the original Iranian document is just the transcript from the Vance episodes of the Dollop

They’ll be even softer on him and act like all he did was give people McDonalds like all Reagan did was give people jelly beans

Start training for a marathon and trigger this election’s October surprise

I wonder if falling off the wagon would make Russel Brand more or less dangerous to leave your drink around

I’d love for them to fund some social service Elon hates entirely with fees collected from people addicted to tweeting

Brat had become relatively common language in the erotica genre, so saying it out loud was spicy. Also all politics are sexual pathology, etc.

Someone on here suggested Evans was up to sketchy shit when he tried to make a teenager he met at a protest his podcast protege and as the type of company he keeps gets revealed it seems more and more plausible