Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]

Eyes bright, heart full, AA gun loaded

Joss Whedon Dialogue is actually an infectious disease of the brain

They’re gonna make so many new erika kirks this month, it’s a real growth period for the dead spouse influencer these days

It’s always in the repertoire but it’s one of his more queeny word choices to they made him tone it down

Sissy Graydon Carter of failing Vanity Fair Magazine and owner of bad food restaurants has a problem-his V.F. Oscar party is no longer “hot”

I get my news from unbiased ‘anti-regime media’

Buhbubuht is she gonna vote for gavin Newsome or is she gonna let the ORANGE TACO WIN AGAIN?

They thought all the Iranians would shut down like the aliens in the first avengers movie. They literally don’t understand what they’ve done because they live in a different fucking universe than the one where real humans who fight for principals exist

Let me guess the ships they’ve hit aren’t technically US Navy ships but ‘utility vessels’ or something

We’re announcing that all police officers will now have Anthropic body cameras WHETHER THE PRESIDENT APPROVES OR NOT

Tomorrow Bill’s gonna roll a 20 sided die for a charisma check and if he passes Trump declares war on Iran

Funnily, there’s an account that when Norwegian settlers got to Iceland there were Scottish missionaries already living there

Particularly since the pager attacks I feel like any government with half a brain should be hunting Israeli spies at all times, they’re willing to cause untold amounts of death and destruction to literally everyone if it feels like it’s advancing their war crime agenda.

I’m also imagining the two most extremely European looking dudes in DPRK and the Mossad being like, ‘how did they know it was us?’

Hustling, but negative

It’s too late, I’ve already depicted myself as an ornament with jumbo knockers and a titty window

It’s worse- the men with plans and brains think Epstein was cool and aspirational

better to be a geek than greek.

damn, I’d totally forgotten about this phrase but it’s what everyone said at my university in Canada. Before I arrived the school had ended most of the frats because of the vile culture they generated, and the couple which were allowed to exist had to jump through hoops and had high public behavioural standards. Even then, everyone outside the frats hated them due to the whole ‘“greek” culture’ you described

The revolution is here, the untouchable elites are now touchable! They still have all the money, power, and influence, but Mamdani only makes concessions to zionists every OTHER day so we’re winning!

JFC Ken get your shit together

Get ready for a resurgence of rich ‘christians’ telling everyone that ‘The Camel Gate was an actual gate and you had to unpack SOME of your things to enter, Jesus would never preclude ALL rich people from heaven!’

What do you do if someone asks what the three arrows symbolize?

‘It’s anti fascist and monarchist, don’t worry about the third one.’

It’s going to be so annoying for me if I’ve spent all this time going, ‘9/11 was a thing that was allowed to happen by the intelligence agencies being both evil and corrupt, but there’s no grand unifying conspiracy theory’ then it turns out fucking pizzagate did 9/11 as a satanic sacrifice to the mossad