More and more I have the urge to organize and militarize the homeless to march them from the west coast to d.c. to demand actionable change. D.w. It’ll be as peaceful as the state monopoly of violence allows.

My other less fed post idea would be to organize sit ins at bougie restaurants, around schools, around the various circuses (stadiums, yacht clubs, etc), luxury apartments. Just to really give insight of the whole homelessness epidemic and make it known and to hurt the monied interests. But the real trick is to get them organized enough to have them move as a swarm of locusts to cause enough disruption without getting them locked up for the crime of checks notes being poor.

All bears deserve love, no love for bear cops though, unless they’re a stripper

Obviously $14.88 is too on the nose, unless you’re Walmart

Amber

Horny

Volcel

I was enjoying my $5 slop someone else paid for as I munched on sour gummy worms and watched people leave. Well worth the psychic damage, perfect 5/7

Idk who the landlord was in the movie, unless it was the titular dude bro who gets rocked. In which case great, otherwise I’m lost. I just remember it was set into motion by a dude who was perceived as weird for not also participating in the white flight his neighbors were. Meanwhile he would abduct women andremovedd them in his custom built sex dungeon and nursery, eventually leading to a visibly deformed daughter that was incredibly strong and durable, killing or maiming those who would venture into the house and it’s basement.

Barbarian: incest baby borne of removed kills people in the basement of an air bnb that allows people to double book.removed dude that uses casual fraternal homophobia with his bro friend gets killed though, so there’s a silver lining at least

Butt for the fellas

Mo money mo pedophilia

The Sino-Soviet reunion

Had no idea this was a band or literary reference, was concerned at first it was in reference to Rittenhouse. If he is to be done, it can be WITH harm

Idk if hot specifically, but definitely fuckmaxxes

Will do you, no harm

No no Red Robin

Yum

Doing my best sir

What if we’re doing it qvntily?

In a just world they would have their license revoked.

-are you sure about that?

Fav is to call them natoid when they do the thing they were accusing me or the team of doing. Bushes are a game mechanic and it’s 5v5 man, either 1v1 me and maybe win lane or suffer. (Jokes on them though win lane= automatic lose game)

Casual fatphobia… :/ dw invite me to your bear orgy and I’ll lend a hole (or two).