Whoever’s working that social media account is about to get fired, don’t they know healing magic harms the undead?

It’s funny how they look at a setting barely less overtly satirical than Judge Dredd (to the point of having cops in it that are literally outright homages) completely saturated by the quite specific miserable, dystopian vibes of 80s England under Thatcher, and go “yes please!”. And by funny I mean Khorne is going to manifest in reality through the conduit of my brain.

I also hate the way chuds spam out God-Emperor memes for whichever pathetic whiteboy they’re jacking themselves off to at any given moment, when the canonical Emperor was an Anatolian born in 10,000BC with a gestalt soul formed from the shamans of every tribe living on Earth at the time. The ‘Avatar of Humanity’ is not going to be white.

“How can the same thing happen to the same mode of production twice?”

One of my top images of all time. Every detail perfect. The extended hand, Kim’s wtf-face, the guy in the background’s smile.

Killing God with the power of friendship

Bringing God to trial and sentencing him to death with the power of friendship

I think it’s cool: a country that grew from nothing into a vast empire

Huh???

It looked to me like America 200 years ago

Fucking what!!!

I wrote papers about China when I was still in primary school

Papers?? I assume he means something like ‘essays’, but from the rest of the interview I can easily imagine this person being arrogant enough to call a three-paragraph writing exercise he did when he was nine a “paper”.

Either way, his understanding clearly has not advanced since then. I’ve never seen someone (who wasn’t a paid propagandist) be so wrong, so succinctly about a country, especially one they supposedly lived in. This guy is a fucking idiot.

It’s specific, but Quorn nuggets are objectively superior to chicken nuggets in every way.

Better taste, better texture, no gristle, easier to cook all the way through, zero (well okay, much less) chance of food poisoning.

Even if you’re not a vegetarian there’s simply no reason to eat chicken nuggets any more, they’re fully obsolete.

Go woke or go broke

‘Stabbed in the back’ myth is evolving!

‘Stabbed in the back’ evolved into: ‘Stabbed in the back by Jews’!

Egg fried rice, veggie spring rolls, egg fried rice, mixed vegetables in black bean sauce, egg fried rice, a big tub of sweet and sour sauce, some egg fried rice and another tub of sweet and sour sauce and some egg fried rice. And prawn crackers.

I wish more German soldiers were punished for shooting Polish people [finger of the monkey’s paw curls]

God, this 1998-spaceship-flight-sim ass poster design I would really appreciate the nostalgia for that kind of zero-budget “labor of love by scifi nerds” aesthetic if it weren’t attached to one of the most expensive media projects in all of human history

If it came to that, and some rounding up minorities got domed, this type of guy would be the first to cry out against the use of violence

Damn, guess in the end the prayers ran out

Monopoly prices

My policies are too strong for you, traveler!

My strongest policies would kill the economy of a dragon, let alone a man!

Boss fight game over screen hints be like: