I pictured this together in a bowl and it’s making me feel a hair nauseated

“he’s starting to believe”

I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.

Pull them britches up

Now I want a bowl of soup with oyster crackers.

I’ve had that experience with the regular hue white/smart bulbs, but the white ambiance seem to dim as much as my color bulbs.

Is Bridgerton any good?

I have to admit, aside from paying for them, I do like my hue lights.

Fortunately, the white ambiance are my favorite and they’re about 25 each. In this way, I’m saving a ton of money…

That’s what I meant by methy.

I swear by this stuff and saline mist. You can use it as much as you want. It’s the miracle nobody is willing to try.

The newer allergy medicine is good, but I think you have to take it for a couple of months before you really notice it. I like the generic Allegra from Costco.

And get some real Sudafed from the pharmacy. I do the generic 12 hour and split them in half (helps you from feeling queasy).

If you want some real solid advice: never buy the nasal spray that has phenylephrine. It may well be one of the most addictive substances man has ever made.

The pills do absolutely nothing. About once or twice a year I have to get the good stuff from the pharmacy, but I’ve refused to even buy the new stuff.

I can’t help but feel like they could just put something in the regular Sudafed to make it not methy, but I took physics and not chemistry so idk.

I don’t see Louisiana going blue anytime soon.

It somehow absolutely did not occur to me that was a recorded voice.

I’m guessing I thought it was magic?

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

Wasn’t there some sort of masterful cover up about it not being a typo and certain people knowing what was meant?

“Here’s mud in your eye”

I have no sense of time, so I need a clock strapped to my arm.

I do the same lol.

Though not because it’s hard to reach, it’s just my silent protest to changing the time.

Little do they know that we have an impenetrable TSA army that have trained for this very moment, waiting to spring into action!

But in all honesty, I think the odds that Russia would want to bomb US passenger planes is about as likely as a land invasion from North Korea.