Urethra Franklin
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Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit
11·2 years agoASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!
Strawberry Kwik, man…
Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Valentine's Day is Wednesday.
1·2 years agoThe larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police sayEnglish
3·2 years ago“Cool treats”
It’s not called Ice for nothin’…
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish
4·2 years agoI agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.
Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish
1·2 years agoA/s/l?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish
4·2 years agoWhat about a EWE?
Bert and Ernie?
Oscar and Gil?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Skeletor cares about your life rule
30·2 years agoOnly the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•If you're at all able to travel to the april 8 solar eclipse within the path of totality, please, please do itEnglish
5·2 years agoI wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. Seeing the '17 eclipse was a dream come true. Thankfully, I live in Wyoming, right along the path of totality.
I won’t be traveling for this one, unfortunately. Adulting sucks.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Lefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•American back to school winterbreak special.English
31·2 years agoACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN’T WOKE!
huffs and puffs in MAGA rage
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Our new slow cooker came in three boxes.English
2·2 years agoIt’s a major award!
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?
2·2 years agoWell. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do I stop hating children?
3·2 years agoHow would you know? You’re sleeping.
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to…
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Tell me what you're drinking this Christmas Eve or else Santa said he wouldn't bring you any presents.English
7·2 years agoI gave up alcohol (again) in August.
I’ve got a bottle of Cherry Coke in the fridge. That might be nice at 2310 at night.


S Tier, sir!