Bratty airport need Frankfurt correction 💢💢💢

Ok but like gasoline kind of smells nice…

Woof ha ha

Men say “I only date rich women. I only date hot women” and everything is fine.

But when I talk like that, I’m a “lesbian”. Explain that feminists.

Bri’ish 😭

Yippee

Proud water slut 😤

I assure you, planting illegal drugs in minority communities is absolutely necessary for world peace.

How to make introverts love you with one simple trick

Math was created by Big Math to sell us more math

I pledge of allegiance to the flag, of the united cum of America 🫡

I’m pretty sure his real life face is smaller than that

Sorry mom but I’m too popular to do chores now

Huh?

How did you get a picture of me???