Reading the KYM page:

• I don’t see the problem, the guy has a fly sense of style. I respect the dedication and commitment to rock that kind of 1800s-style beard.

Get to the human pet part:

• Highly disturbing hypothetical, but he’s clearly satirizing something or doing a piece of performance art because nobody could actually think this.

Reading further:

• Yep, dude’s definitely doing performance art, this guy’s doing a bit. No way he’s real

Then I get to the Hexbear context:

He’s serious? He’s SERIOUS. HE’S SERIOUS!