I recently upgraded my account to Hexbear Premium and while I like the new features like AI integration I was dissapointed that the fruit in my gift basket (the mod team sent me) were spoiled.
I hope I can either get a new gift basket or a free month of Hexbear Premium. Someone told me to ask Susan but I didnt even know Hexbear has a Susan.
I would write directly to the mod team but I think they all blocked me. RUDE
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I hope that helps, comrade
Hi, I’m Amber — Hexbear’s cutting edge AI assistant.
I’m sorry to hear you are having trouble with “the fruit in my gift basket (the mod team sent me) were spoiled.”
Unfortunately, all sales are final, but I can try to help resolve your issue. Have you tried turning it on and off again?
Amber.
amber volcel whataboutism
Whataboutism? What about deez nuts?
Amber.
Hi, this is Susan
Your replacement fruit basket was unfortunately delayed by the outbreak of the Banana Wars
Those super-intelligent beetles just really love fruit!
To make this up to you, we have sent a box of cannabis and embalming fluid to you as part of our home Wet-making kit
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Your workplace should be providing it for free. I’m with the Ministry of State Security and it’s just a corporate account with individual logins.
Oh you with the guys from Langley ? I heard you get dental for free.
Nah, DPRS. We don’t get dental but we sure as hell give it.
Platinum Silksong first
I havent even started Hollowknight yet
You need PremiumPlus if you want unspoiled fruit.
Those were actually beans
2 late. I already spent the cash.
