• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    So… ok, being serious, there are no … 100% detailed and fully agreed upon definition of what a vampire is, what rules they play by.

    They’re a trope, a legendary class of creatures.

    That being said, my general understanding is that a Vamp can go into a public space, an abandoned house, basically anything that does not explicitly have a private owner, is not a private place, a domicile… and very often the body is treated essentially as a thing that your “soul” possesses, via very similar logic… but this varies across time, space, and culture.


    As to specifically, technically how this works in more complex scenarios… we are now talking something like supernatural vampiric legal theory.

    Fucking, I dunno lol.

    The original Dracula has a whole lot more going on with basically blood purity, a whole bunch more of the plot revolves around basically the nobility / whiteness of the blood of other characters.

    So you could maybe make a canonical argument that vampires are basically all eugenecists / scientific racists, something like that, and that would affect their uh, legal theory, to figure out exactly how primogeniture works.


    As to the vampiric capacity to bust a milky nut:

    I… don’t see why they would not be basically normal humans in that regard.

    Granted, I am less familiar with more modern YA vampire romance type stuff… but I would be willing to bet someone has written an extensive fan fic that is basically twilight + 50 shades of gray, apparently mythical beast smut, err, I mean, “romantasy” is a very popular genre these days, but I haven’t read much of it myself.

    But uh:

    You can keep riding an engorged, post nut cock, if the guy can maintain the erection, has done his kegels, has strongly developed pelvic floor muscles, is in good shape, has a healthy heart and good blood flow, can keep it up through the refractory period, etc… you can induce priapism via too much viagra or other means… hell, you might be able to induce it via targetted electric shocks…

    Presumably, if a vampire has … either via normal human anatomical methods, or supernatural strength/control, to grant them the ability to withstand edging and control the nut release, then all they have to anatomically worry about is the ability to maintain erection.

    Sure they wouldn’t be able to just endlessly pump ropes unless we also say that sperm follows similar rules as blood absorbtion, but the idea I am trying to go for is that they can just contain their demon seed untill the reciever literally kills themself / allows themself to die, at which point the vampire has a meganut, literally getting off on knowing that their partner/victim is unable to experience it, due to being dead.

    Who’s really edging who, kind of thing.