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For god’s sake, let him out! He’s seen things!
“It’s the birds maaaaaaan! They’re like, controlling us with the fluoride in the water maaaaaaan!”
“Listen, listen. I’m not a cat. I’m an important scientist who’s been cursed by a witch. My wife and daughter are still searching for me. You have to let me out of here so that I can drink the nectar of an orchid that only blooms under the full moon and reverse this curse. Wait! don’t walk away! I’m telling the truth! Aw, hairballs.”
