Say everybody have you seen my balls
they’re big and salty and brown!
If you ever need em’ quick
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouthSuck on my chocolate salty balls
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
they’re packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls!Hey, wait a minute… What’s that smell?
Smell like something burning… Well that don’t confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen, ‘cause I got a sneakin’ suspicion.
Oh man… baby… BABY!? YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!
Help me, my balls on fire!!!
Love the poem. Which reminded me that so many miss out on the fact that semen is mostly protein and a very healthy thing to consume.
It’s Chef! Chef from South Park! Season 1 IIRC.
Absolutely mental that the person who posted this pic didn’t know the reference.
I’m old.
It’s a song, not a poem (though I guess songs are poems too).
It’s classic South Park (about 40 seconds in is the main bit)
The taste surely beats soy milk. Or so I was told.
Such a pity, that nature will not let a man produce more than a single gulp each day.
But were they salty?
No news on whether they were big or brown either.
Wow, this is crazy seeing something so close to home for me! I 100% believe the name is keeping this place alive.
The Google reviews are pretty hilarious as well.
Lmao
For anyone curious, this is a Sicilian rice ball (arancini), they go all over NJ, operating out of northeastern NJ.
Where they # Schweddy or salty?
She told me the same thing.
