The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoJedi must live by a codelemmy.worldimagemessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down15
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1imageJedi must live by a codelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square105linkfedilink
minus-squareUli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·1 year ago“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” “Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. I just work here.”
minus-squareDontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year ago“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
minus-squareArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoAnd stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.
minus-squarecenzorrll@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoResistant to bribery, yes. Not resistant to light sabers.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoLook dude I’m just here on bring your clone to work day
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoLook, they pay them to man the checkpoint. They don’t pay them enough to deeply care about every benign person passing through…
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
“Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. I just work here.”
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
And stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.
Resistant to bribery, yes. Not resistant to light sabers.
Look dude I’m just here on bring your clone to work day
Look, they pay them to man the checkpoint. They don’t pay them enough to deeply care about every benign person passing through…