The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoJedi must live by a codelemmy.worldimagemessage-square110linkfedilinkarrow-up11.05Karrow-down14
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1imageJedi must live by a codelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square110linkfedilink
minus-squareUli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·edit-21 month ago“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” “Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. I just work here.”
minus-squareDontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month ago“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
minus-squareArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoAnd stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.
minus-squarecenzorrll@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoResistant to bribery, yes. Not resistant to light sabers.
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoLook dude I’m just here on bring your clone to work day
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoLook, they pay them to man the checkpoint. They don’t pay them enough to deeply care about every benign person passing through…
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
“Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. I just work here.”
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
And stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.
Resistant to bribery, yes. Not resistant to light sabers.
Look dude I’m just here on bring your clone to work day
Look, they pay them to man the checkpoint. They don’t pay them enough to deeply care about every benign person passing through…