Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear
Don’t ask how this data was tabulated because I don’t even know I was searching for something else
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The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)
@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments
@emizeko - 31664 Comments
@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments
@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments
@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments
@Bunhead - 17679 Comments
@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments
@RNAi - 20065 Comments
@kristina - 15048 Comments
@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments
@Frank - 20169 Comments
@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments
@SoyViking - 10929 Comments
@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments
@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments
@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments
@Awoo - 11427 Comments
@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments
@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments
@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments
@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments
@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments
@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments
@crime - 12478 Comments
@buh - 9787 Comments
@Rem - 14453 Comments
@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments
@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments
@Kanna - 13724 Comments
@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments
@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments
@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments
@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments
@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments
@Beatnik - 10983 Comments
@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments
@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments
@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments
@happybadger - 8217 Comments
@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
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Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
Beatnik didn’t actually do anything, let’s be clear.
I didn’t get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he’s guilty of everything
except having terrible opsec
it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy
Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.
I’m on the list
tbh I haven’t enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y’all keep being cool :soviet-heart:
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Heh, what’s the matter? Getting tired? :no-copyright:
:xi-reactionary-spotted: I HAVE JOINED THE FRAY TO EARN MYSELF THE TITLE OF POWER POSTER
i need to log the fuck off lmao
in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
:solidarity:
Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:
Y’all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
Grass touchers unite! :unity:
@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
:antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:
100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it’s always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.
:fidel-salute-big: A true poster’s poster.
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I need to reevaluate my life
Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
:blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users
:sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something
Same, girl. We need to get in the game! :posting:
ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting
This list comprises like 60% of all Hexbear posts lol. Lurking here seems to be common but come on people I shouldn’t be the 10th most prolific poster. I’m a dumbass
:shrug-outta-hecks: im not going to post if i don’t feel it meaningfully contributes to the discussion at hand and there’s only a handful of topics that i can actually speak with confidence on, most of which aren’t within this site’s interest areas.
Could be worse, i’ve been here since august 1 2020 and this will be my 560th comment
Also, i have never made a post
How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao
I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
He’s probably still on here on another account
BMF was Beatnik all along
Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png
This is inaccurate though
No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
This post is going to be fact checked by the independent board of Hexbear fact checkers :marx-angry:
Yeah where the frig am I?
I think you’re still number one, but Ulysses might be gaining on you.
:meow-knife-trans: come for the king better not miss
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This post has been fact-checked by REAL hexbear patriots :sicko-hexbear:
My 669 posts have been ignored. I have contributed moderate amounts of useful discourse to this site and I will not accept this slander :angry-hex:
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I was actually surprised I’ve commented this much, but this place has basically replaced :reddit-logo: for me. I think my last comment over there was months ago. Also god damn, how are some of you in the five figures?
No love for @SorosFootSoldier with 36511 comments?
Yeah celebrate my brainworms, damn it.
gz
Thanks to the other person who went and got the right numbers, because even though I love boys a lot, I can’t be posting about cute guys enough to be up there
…Maybe I should be. Just connect my synapses directly to the fiber optic — any time I think of :headpat::bottom-speak: I post automatically. Number one in no time.
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This list isn’t accurate. I have 5461 comments, this is Aryuproudomenowdaddy erasure.
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
@SorosFootSoldier is also the #1 commentor by a long shot.
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oh thank god, the all seeing eye has not noticed me
holy fucking shit
hey you have no room to talk, you have 13 comments a day, i have 15
I will be like in your image, oh queen of posting
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