As a pro gun control Canadian… nah, you got this one.

You’re fucking nasty. As an American, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site , if I caught you pissing in my sink.

Shortened it for you.

You’d shoot me in the ass without my consent?

Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don’t swing that way, but I’m flattered), but it’s also rape. So just don’t do that.