early_riser to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoI wish my own hands could grant wishesmessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareI wish my own hands could grant wishesearly_riser to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square11linkfedilinkfile-text
Humans are members of the great ape family, and apes are a specific type of monkey, making our hands literal monkey paws.
minus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoGranted. But they only work when someone wishes for a cup of pudding.
Granted. But they only work when someone wishes for a cup of pudding.