SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 18 hours agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square241fedilinkarrow-up1735arrow-down19
arrow-up1726arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square241fedilink
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·17 hours agoI’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
I’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
We call it New Redis!
It’s terrifying that this is plausible.