Hours spent trying to get someone to buy a car they have no intention of buying are hours NOT spent making sales commissions.
Hours spent trying to get someone to buy a car they have no intention of buying are hours NOT spent making sales commissions.
Pretend you have no concept of electric cars.
“Diesel or gas? Where do you fill it up? Yeah I know how electric cars work, don’t treat me like an idiot. I’m asking where does the fuel go?”
Channel your inner grandpa when being shown the touchscreen. Firmly stab and hold your finger on the screen when pushing buttons. I’m told they don’t have parking brakes, so insist to be shown where the park brake is.
Ask how many miles to the gallon. Haggle endlessly. Make them show you the engine.
Better yet. Return it with the trunk filled with gasoline.
“Don’t worry, I went ahead and topped off the tank for you.”
Or
“Damn it! I pressed too hard and the touch screen broke!”
Or if driving a cybertruck:
“I wanted to be a good neighbor, so I went ahead and ran it through the car wash. ‘Car wash mode?’ What the hell is that?”