Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

  • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    I heard about it on Reddit, I have a pretty good diet, haven’t ever needed, or known anyone that needed, a poop knife

    • Mr_Crash_Davis@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Yea, I don’t want to see the cornsnake that some of these folks are churning out to need a thing like a poop knife.

      And christ almighty the effects on the plumbing, having to transport such a thing! Won’t someone think of the pipes!

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        2 hours ago

        shudder fuck the pipes, won’t someone think of the poor plumbers that have to come deal with poopknife family homes?