At the end of the day, Canada is many things. But above all else, we’re a bunch of grudge holding motherfuckers. You’ve taken your shot at us, so now we won’t rest until we get you back.

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    The only thing missing from this article is highlighting how we’re (with Poland’s help) responsible for the geneva conventions existing.

    Canada is all nice, polite and sweet.

    … until we’re not.

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    Trump te faire encule

    Trump mon ostie de tache de marde va donc jouer sua ligne jaune une petite heure câlisse de Crisse d’imbécile. Pis crisse nous patience tabarnak.

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      Nice try, this Québécois appreciate the gesture. Now let me help you: Trump mon ostie de tache de marde va donc jouer sua ligne jaune une petite heure câlisse de Crisse d’imbécile. Pis crisse nous patience tabarnak.

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    Only disagreement from me (in California, USA) is that I wouldn’t diminish the actions of our neighbors to the north by calling them “petty” in this instance. Nothing petty about standing up to a bully in whatever capacity you can. 🫡

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      We are also known for our self deprecating humour. the Beaverton is like the Canadian Onion.

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        8 months ago

        Ah, right, that’s why it looked familiar — pretty sure I’ve seen articles from there posted in one of The Onion communities in lemmy.

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    8 months ago

    Then why are y’all letting capitalists destroy your healthcare system? Bring this same energy to domestic threats, too.

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    8 months ago

    Think of us like John Wick (starring Keanu Reeves, one of many great Canadian performers we’ve been kind enough to send your way you ungrateful fucks). We didn’t want a fight. But you killed our dog.

    This made my day and made the point perfectly.